At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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