I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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