Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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