Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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