that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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