hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Randomize
