Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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