so that wasnt chicken after all
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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