And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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