I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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