i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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