After last night, I could never be a politician.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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