Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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