His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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