Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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