I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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