I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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