Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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