Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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