she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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