i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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