But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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