I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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