I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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