he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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