Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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