So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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