id be glad to
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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