Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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