he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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