we're blogging at a bar
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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