Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Did you pee in the oven last night??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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