I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
