so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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