plz talk dirty to me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
