great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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