Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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