I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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