you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He shit in the fireplace
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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