Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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