I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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