kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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