Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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