I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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