someone get that fucking seahorse.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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