Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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