My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I need to calm my uterus...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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