But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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