i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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