omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
