he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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