Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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