u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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