Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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