let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
